Authentic Weather

Authentic Weather

By Tobias Schneider

  • Category: Weather
  • Release Date: 2013-06-15
  • Current Version: 4.2
  • Adult Rating: 12+
  • File Size: 26.20 MB
  • Developer: Tobias Schneider
  • Compatibility: Requires iOS 10.0 or later.
Score: 3
From 339 Ratings


One smile at a time plus accurate weather information. Authentic Weather app is original human & honest weather app out there. Look outside and let Authentic Weather tell you what it really thinks. Use the camera mode (swipe right) to snap a picture of the weather and share it with your friends. - Fresh new weather phrases are added on a regular basis, so always check back. - Weather phrases change with the weather, your location, the day or even the daily news. Always a surprise, so make sure to check the weather daily.



  • Wish there were more funny phrases!

    By Andrew Cortesi
    For years this has by far been my favorite weather app. Super clean, well designed. I wouldn’t change a thing - and I frequently show the funny weather results to my friends. HOWEVER, there really needs to be more funny phrases. After a while they get old. From a technical stand point I feel like you wouldn’t even have to store these messages in the app itself, once you refresh it would just down a new message from the “cloud” (no pun intended).
  • Good needs work though

    By desde
    I really want an Apple Watch complication. The phrases are funny
  • Love it

    By defined2
    A fun and quirky app that makes me smile when it’s raining outside. Much more enjoyable to use then other weather apps that give you tons of data about dew point and pressure. This tells you the basics...and makes you laugh at times.
  • Great app

    By Worse app every
    Funny app, and accurate weather reports. But you guys should update the app to fit the iPhone X screens.
  • 86° in November???

    By jjluvspowerrangers
    It’s funny as hell, but it’s currently fall & freezing cold where I’m from... the app says it’s 86°? I don’t know if I’ll actually be able to rely on it, but for now I just use it to confuse my friends.
  • Funny, but could use a little work

    By eyeKitch
    This app sure is hilarious, but could use some improvements. Some more random sayings, along with an easy way to refresh the messages would make this a 5 Star app.
  • Needs some updates

    By Tony8823
    I like this app and have been using it for like 2 yrs now. Would like some variety in the captions. I would also like to see the color of the temp in the top right corner to be seen and readable!!! It's barely a visible gray color.
  • Not as offensive as it used to me

    By Myshoeisonfire
    I miss the wall to wall foul language! Now it's almost like the app is afraid to drop an Fbomb! Common guys... Irish it up a bit more!! I didn't buy an app that WASNT going to offend me! Common! Take a swing!!
  • Could have been 5 stars

    By Chester_117
    Where did that cat go???? I'll add a star if that cat is back!
  • Expletives

    By muzzypat
    Why wasn't there a note telling users that profanity such as the "F" word. I'm trying to cool that word down. At least you could have warned users. Apple, you didn't know?